Friday, July 4, 2008

I DON'T KNOW, ENGLAND. IS BIG BEN A DING DONG?



TELL THE WORLD THIS ONE, HONEY!



Hmmm, Martha,



Britain has made a most unpopular decision.

The British Foreign Office is quoted as "saddened" that Big Ben blemished itself this weekend by landing an official poo poo to your visit, and then dropping it at your feet upon arrival.

One spokesperson states, "We are not pleased at this action. We see the economic activity Ms. Stewart's business ventures could create."


ALWAYS THE MONEY, ALWAYS THE MONEY !

This Brit thinks my homeland need go beyond the "what's in it for me" line of sorrow.

Here we have a creme de la creme lady of planet proportion noted as one of the 5 hardest working individuals alive. She has brought nothing to a scope of our worldwide kin but education, elegance, and astounding inspiration to succeed at dream making.


WHAT ABOUT THE LADY WITH HER SUITCASE?

I believe public sorrow need be, not to consumer loss, but to one lady and her suitcase who loves the British landscape, despite this week's blinding fog.

I hope my 'brace of kinsmen' replace the tarnish at your feet Martha, with a more suitable threshold welcome. We back here in Cowboy Town would roll them our best suggestion!


With Red Carpet Respect,

A.J. Spencer
Whipple/Spencers, Great Britain


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